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Old 07-06-2012, 07:41 AM   #1
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Rider Down... Sorta. Then attacked by gun cabinet

So a friend of mine just got his HD. Man, it must suck to not even have your license yet, never even rode one inch, fire it up for the very first time, and dump the sum be och in your garage while you’re only sittin on the thing. AND THEN- to make sure he at least got an injury to brag about, as he was going down with it he fell through the glass doors of his gun cabinet right next to him. Sliced his clutch paw from the side of his thumb, around the inside of his wrist half way to his elbow. Friggin blood everywhere. Looked like someone just shot a deer with a 300 Weatherby mag.
He grabbed a towel and wrapped it tight then started running all over the place looking for someone to help him - - - - - - help him stand the bike back up!!!! not take him to the ER. Good doggy.

Life has priorities that when followed always results in a happy life. , Family, Bike, Yourself.
first – Goddammit!! How could I be so stupid?!?!?
Family second – I’m part of my family and I need to yell at myself for being stupid. I deserve to bleed.
Bike third – That fargin POS fell over all by itself…… I didn’t do nothing. I was just sittin on it. Really!!!
Yourself last – I didn’t have insurance yet and now I’M the one that has to fix that mother fcukre, with my good hand.

Hey Curt – Harleys are hard enough to wheelie, but now yer going to hafta learn to do it one handed ! ! !
Yes, I intend to poke fun at him for at least the next six months!
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Old 07-06-2012, 08:23 AM   #6
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Prayers sent, hope the rider heals up fast.

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I'll see if I can get a pic of him tonight wearing his big white Harley-anti-wave-glove. ha

BTW - He's so off at the gun cabinet he wants to either give it away or throw it away. I'll see if he still has it and if anyone wants it I'll let him know. Of course you'll need to wash off a little blood and buy some new glass. I think it holds 6 long guns. Pic of that coming too.
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I'll see if I can get a pic of him tonight wearing his big white Harley-anti-wave-glove. ha

BTW - He's so off at the gun cabinet he wants to either give it away or throw it away. I'll see if he still has it and if anyone wants it I'll let him know. Of course you'll need to wash off a little blood and buy some new glass. I think it holds 6 long guns. Pic of that coming too.
I'll take it if it's gonna be thrown out. Can even give a donation as well.
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Did he have a Harley shirt to soak up all the blood?
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I was just thinking - Maybe now is a good time to come up with a nickname for Curt. Obviousluy Crash is the first one that comes to mind, but anyone got any good ideas? I wanna start testin them out on him. See which one irritates himk the most.
I'm thinking of getting his girlfriend a T-shirt that says - "If it looks like I'm driving this bike it's because STUPID fell off."
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I can't wait to hit him with the entire list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is GR8 !
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