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Old 06-28-2012, 09:21 AM   #1
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Got home yesterday about 4:30, the wife and kids were swimming at an in laws pool.

I went ahead and pulled the bike out and rode over.

One the way home I'm cruising along, when some dumb kids makes a left hand turn and pulls right out in front of me. I mash the brakes and lock it up behind him near clipping the passenger side rear of his little box rice rocket.

I get on the gas, pull up next to him and give him the WTF look and called him a dumb . He is mouthing some about my dog, or some other ghetto slang bullshit, trying to look like a bad in front of his girl.

I get to the next next light and I'm , He pulls next to me in the turn lane, both lights are red.

I looked over at him and give him and I'm gonna eat your face look.

I went ahead killed the bike and put the kickstand down, as soon as I did he peeled off blowing the red light.

Dumb really wasn't paying attention cause there was a cop across the street in the parking lot, as he peeled out and blew the light the cop lit his up.

Fawking idiot...........
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Old 06-28-2012, 09:23 AM   #2
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Old 06-28-2012, 09:24 AM   #3
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"I looked over at him and give him and I'm gonna eat your face look. "



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Old 06-28-2012, 09:25 AM   #4
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Nice. Did you have to put the kick stand down so your feet could touch the ground? LOL
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Old 06-28-2012, 09:26 AM   #5
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Old 06-28-2012, 09:28 AM   #6
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Old 06-28-2012, 09:29 AM   #7
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Nice. Did you have to put the kick stand down so your feet could touch the ground? LOL
Nope, I was on the Harley, it's very forgiving to short legged like myself.

If it was the Kawi, my wife would ahve been with me casue I can't ride it with out her to hold it up,
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Old 06-28-2012, 09:34 AM   #8
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Old 06-28-2012, 09:41 AM   #9
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Old 06-28-2012, 09:44 AM   #10
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Got to love this story. I have had a similar story to this, but i am not going to ruin your glory. The feeling when got lit up is priceless
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Only thing better would have been if you pulled up to him as the cop was writing the ticket and just laughed you off in front of him!
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I seriously can't stand people like that! Too bad Houston is flooded with them
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Old 06-28-2012, 12:47 PM   #16
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This is like the joke the dog the cougar and the squirrel
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Old 06-28-2012, 12:53 PM   #18
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AWESOME!!!

I would have waited and told the cop "Let me know when you're done with him.. I'm next" and that modafucka up!!!
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I've noticed a lot more talking being thrown from cars over the last few weeks. I'm guessing its high school kids in need of an kicking..................who sadly aren't going to get it.
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