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Old 01-08-2007, 12:09 PM   #1
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Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok..

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Stand on toilet, get high on pot.

Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.

Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal all over town.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Virginity like bubble, one all gone.

Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.

Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.

Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.

And my favorite:

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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