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Old 04-27-2012, 02:59 PM   #1
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Man has a hardon for BMWs...

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I have that same problem form a kawasaki

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idk...I could see how that would cause distress. lemme describe how they treat that.


first, you get stripped naked in the ER, they numb your groin and with injections. you are fully awake the whole time. they then stick a needle into your and see how much blood comes out. they will attach a saline flush to the needle and inject saline into your and then squeeze as hard as they can to get the old blood/ solution out. they repeat this process several times at different location on the until the is flaccid.

usually a drug reaction causes this.
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This is what is wrong with our piece of society.
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idk...I could see how that would cause distress. lemme describe how they treat that.


first, you get stripped naked in the ER, they numb your groin and with injections. you are fully awake the whole time. they then stick a needle into your and see how much blood comes out. they will attach a saline flush to the needle and inject saline into your and then squeeze as hard as they can to get the old blood/ solution out. they repeat this process several times at different location on the until the is flaccid.

usually a drug reaction causes this.
You had it done? Yea, that sounds horrible.
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You had it done? Yea, that sounds horrible.
I've gathered he's a nurse. He probably gets all sorts of great explanations for why he has to do this.
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If BMW and Corbin are smart, they would both plead guilty, pay the man 6 million dollars or whatever his attorney is asking for, make a BIG media circus out of it, start putting a large warning sticker on their products warning of unstoppable erections...

Then sit back and watch their bank accounts get as engorged as this man's .
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You had it done? Yea, that sounds horrible.
I'm a nurse. A dr does the procedure. It isn't a gentle ordeal. Lol.
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+1, I'm not surprised to see it's in Cali either
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idk...I could see how that would cause distress. lemme describe how they treat that.


first, you get stripped naked in the ER, they numb your groin and with injections. you are fully awake the whole time. they then stick a needle into your and see how much blood comes out. they will attach a saline flush to the needle and inject saline into your and then squeeze as hard as they can to get the old blood/ solution out. they repeat this process several times at different location on the until the is flaccid.

usually a drug reaction causes this.
Wouldn't be surprised if the thought of this causes the opposite effect on some..
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If BMW and Corbin are smart, they would both plead guilty, pay the man 6 million dollars or whatever his attorney is asking for, make a BIG media circus out of it, start putting a large warning sticker on their products warning of unstoppable erections...

Then sit back and watch their bank accounts get as engorged as this man's .
This.
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thats it, im suing my 3rd grade social studies teacher
lol. pics or bullshit luu.
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