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Old 12-28-2006, 08:50 AM   #1
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"You dont use your mouth!! American woman, they use their mouth..."

Maybe you heard it mabe you havent but its was funny as to me.

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Old 12-28-2006, 09:12 AM   #2
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I heard this yesterday, I nearly fell out of my chair... lolz
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Old 12-28-2006, 09:17 AM   #3
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ROFL.

In defense of indian woman, I know from experience that they do use their mouths very well.

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Old 12-28-2006, 09:26 AM   #4
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:laughing6 :laughing6 WOW that was good stuff american women dey use da mouff
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Old 12-28-2006, 02:56 PM   #5
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LOL

I used to love these 'busted' phone calls... Some seem a bit fake.. Two hilarious classics..


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Old 12-28-2006, 03:01 PM   #6
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haha i heard about that today
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that was hilarious!

"There is someone on the line that sounds somewhat like my wife"

"25% of the time you are on the periodical"

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ROFL.

In defense of indian woman, I know from experience that they do use their mouths very well.

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Tassle? Man I so want to call up neel and ask.....
BTW, what do i have to do to get some bootay call from his wife?
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lol, the guy laughing is the funniest.
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Old 12-28-2006, 06:08 PM   #18
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:laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 that was great!! The part when they argue about giving/getting head was too funny.
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Tassle? Man I so want to call up neel and ask.....
BTW, what do i have to do to get some bootay call from his wife?
Who? Amber? You don't want to waist your time, she is a bore, his sister is much better.
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