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|12-25-2006, 09:14 PM||#1|
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TOP 10 THOUGHTS FOR 2006
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest
possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and .
If you see him without an erection
make him a sandwich.
Give a person a fish and you feed them
for a day, teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really
good for anything, but you still can't help
but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday
lying in Hospitals dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you
two hundred dollars and a substantial
tax cut saves you thirty cents?
In the 60's, people dropped acid to make
the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac
to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 :
We know exactly where one cow with
Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America
but we haven't got a clue as to where
thousands of Illegal immigrants and
Terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture in
charge of immigration!!
"I haven't seen the crash, but I think Marc needs to be penalized for two or three seasons! Until I stop racing!"-VR46
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|12-25-2006, 09:53 PM||#3|
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