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Old 12-21-2006, 12:25 AM   #1
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Yo momma so fat..........when she fell down the stairs and broke her leg, gravy started pouring out.......
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Old 12-21-2006, 12:38 AM   #2
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Yo mamas so fat she tripped over walmart and landed on target..............BURN!!!!!!
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from what eminem said to your mom...

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That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
Id say yo mamma is so fat that speed bump at the buffet was installed just for her.
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yo momma is so fat her blood type is ragu

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TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?

NEITHER, THEY ARE BOTH STUCK UP ****S.
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YO MAMMA'S SO FAT: -she was mistaken for 's bowling ball. -when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up -she had to go to Sea World to get babtised -she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth -her favorite dress is a tent -she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops -she has to iron her pants on the driveway -she needs a building permit for her girdle -she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring -she puts on tampons with a bazooka -she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller -she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon -she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out -she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel -she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar -when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose -the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
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Your momma so fat that for kicks she likes to burn out mall escalators.
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from what eminem said to your mom...



Id say yo mamma is so fat that speed bump at the buffet was installed just for her.

dude, i love your new sig pic.

sweet.. GOSH!
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Old 12-21-2006, 10:24 AM   #16
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dude, i love your new sig pic.

sweet.. GOSH!
thats cool, your mommas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck... :laughing6 :laughing6


<onAsideNOTE> Someone made that and emailed it to me, I take no credit for the creation, but since its me in it, Im going to use it.<endSIDEnote>
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Your MOM likes to ride SHOTGUN.
why do you always beat me to my sigs!!!! it!! you suck again!!!

just for that...

your mommas so fat and stupid, I gave her a rubix cube, she couldn't figure it out so SHE ATE IT!!
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hey hey??? wtf? where did everyone go? lets get back on subject here

Your mamma’s so fat the doctor said she had a flesh eating disease and gave her 10 years to live...
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