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Old 12-14-2006, 02:04 PM   #1
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Talking A LOVE STORY

A Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both
married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping
room on a
transcontinental train.






Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk
and she in the
lower.



At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman
saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."





"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f*&^ing blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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Old 12-16-2006, 12:33 AM   #2
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Old 12-16-2006, 03:44 AM   #3
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