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Old 03-06-2012, 11:21 AM   #41
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Old 03-06-2012, 11:26 AM   #42
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took off my gear
How much "gear" did you take off?
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How much "gear" did you take off?
Nearly all of it.

It was hot. I left my jacket on, though, because I didn't want to have it fall off the bike, then I would have had to go back for it.
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Old 03-06-2012, 02:27 PM   #44
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Nearly all of it.

It was hot.
Mmmm, tell us the "rest" of the story. In detail.
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Old 03-06-2012, 03:42 PM   #46
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so, you've now figured out the way to scam people out of a tank of gas???

Freakin' welfare cases show up everywhere....
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Mmmm, tell us the "rest" of the story. In detail.
We-eell!

It was hot. I could feel the a bead of sweat dripping down, between my . I slowly unzipped the sleeves of my jacket, so that I might get to the velcro straps of my gloves. The sound the zipper made was enticing...

I ripped my gloves off quickly! Almost as fast, I unbuckled my helmet strap and pulled the helmet from my head. I pulled the pins from my hair and let the long tresses flow in the wind. I tossed my head seductively; the strands crossing my face and chest.

I tugged the sleeves of my jacket, and let it fall to the seat of my motorcycle. I stretched a little, jutting out my so they might cool off in the slight breeze.

Then two men rolled up in a golf cart. The friendlier of them was missing most of his teeth, but the ones he did have were a putrid yellow-brown color; his smile was infectious! They filled my tank and gave me a bottle of water, which I took a sip from, then poured down the front of my white t-shirt. They left me there to gear up and ride away into the sunset.

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so, you've now figured out the way to scam people out of a tank of gas???

Freakin' welfare cases show up everywhere....
jealous?
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Old 03-06-2012, 04:29 PM   #48
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Now THAT'S what I'm talkin about!!
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Old 03-06-2012, 04:30 PM   #49
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We-eell!

It was hot. I could feel the a bead of sweat dripping down, between my . I slowly unzipped the sleeves of my jacket, so that I might get to the velcro straps of my gloves. The sound the zipper made was enticing...

I ripped my gloves off quickly! Almost as fast, I unbuckled my helmet strap and pulled the helmet from my head. I pulled the pins from my hair and let the long tresses flow in the wind. I tossed my head seductively; the strands crossing my face and chest.

I tugged the sleeves of my jacket, and let it fall to the seat of my motorcycle. I stretched a little, jutting out my so they might cool off in the slight breeze.

Then two hot chicks rolled up in a golf cart. The friendlier of them had great bits, her hair a yellow-brown color and the smile was infectious! They filled my hungry love box and gave me a bottle of water afterword, which I took a sip from, then poured down the front of my white t-shirt. They left me there to gear up and ride away into the sunset.

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Old 03-06-2012, 04:33 PM   #50
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You're right. That's better.
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Thanks.

Yours was pretty good too. I was starting to get a chubby till the golf cart part.

I would have really liked to write it up with toys, double penetration and all that but I'm at work....
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Thanks.

Yours was pretty good too. I was starting to get a chubby till the golf cart part.

I would have really liked to write it up with toys, double penetration and all that but I'm at work....
That was my plan... this isn't erotichouston.com!
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Old 03-06-2012, 04:43 PM   #53
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so from now on, you're gonna look at your trip meter AND your actual mileage as a backup reference right?
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Old 03-06-2012, 09:36 PM   #57
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so from now on, you're gonna look at your trip meter AND your actual mileage as a backup reference right?
No. I don't have 'actual' mileage. My bike's true mileage is nothing more than a guess and could be anywhere from 45k to 60k.

I don't care, though. I'll ride it until it dies!
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Old 03-06-2012, 10:22 PM   #58
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Thats what she said.

Maybe you were just on the throttle alot harder than usual since the last fill up.
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Thats what she said.

Maybe you were just on the throttle alot harder than usual since the last fill up.
I don't think so. I ride naked, so I don't like going over 90 ever. Typically I ride about 80 +/-

There must be another reason. No biggie. I'll just fill up at 180. The only other time I ran out of gas I was at 189, too. I fill up twice a week, normally, so this was a surprise.
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