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Old 12-10-2006, 12:47 AM   #1
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Dont ask Grandma

PARA LA RAZA.

Mexican Grandmas

LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK A MEXICAN GRANDMA A QUESTION IF THEY AREN'T
PREPARED FOR THE ANSWER.



IN A TRIAL, IN A SMALL TOWN in TEXAS , A PROSECUTING ATTORNEY CALLED
HIS FIRST WITNESS, A MEXICAN GRANDMOTHER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN TO THE STAND.

HE APPROACHED HER AND ASKED, MRS SANCHEZ,"DO YOU KNOW ME?"

SHE RESPONDED, "SI, I KNOW YOU MR. WILLIAMS."

I KNOWN YOU SINCE YOU WERE A CHAVALITO AND FRANKLY YOU'VE BEEN A BIG
DISAPPOINTMENT TO ME.
YOU LIE, YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, AND YOU MANIPULATE PEOPLE. AND YOU
THINK YOU'RE A BIG SHOT WHEN YOU AREN'T NADA. YES I KNOW YOU PENDEJO ."
THE LAWYER WAS STUNNED. NOT KNOWING WHAT ELSE TO DO, HE POINTED ACROSS
THE ROOM AND ASKED, MRS. SANCHEZ, DO YOU KNOW THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY?
AGAIN SHE REPLIED, "CLARO QUE SI. I'VE KNOWN MR. RODRIGUEZ SINCE HE
WAS A CHAVALITO TOO. HE'S LAZY, PUTO, AND HE HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM.

HE CAN'T HAVE A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP WITH NOBODY AND HE IS THE WORST
LAWYER IN THE STATE.
HA! AND NOT TO MENTION HE CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH THREE DIFFERENT
PUTAS.

ONE OF THEM WAS YOUR WIFE. YOU MEMBER?
I KNOW MR. RODRIGUEZ, HIS MAMA IS NOT PROUD OF HIM TAMBIEN ." THE
DEFENSE ATTORNEY ALMOST DIED.

THE JUDGE ASKED BOTH COUNSELORS TO APPROACH THE BENCH AND IN A VERY
QUIET VOICE SAID,

"IF EITHER OF YOU IDIOTS ASK HER IF SHE KNOWS ME,

I"LL SEND YOU Two to THE ELECTRIC CHAIR."
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Old 12-10-2006, 01:01 AM   #2
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haha thats funny stuff....i hope she dont know me.
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Old 12-10-2006, 01:06 AM   #3
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Old 12-10-2006, 02:24 AM   #4
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Old 12-10-2006, 09:28 AM   #5
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Old 12-10-2006, 06:33 PM   #6
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Old 12-11-2006, 01:58 PM   #7
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