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Old 12-06-2006, 11:47 PM   #1
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"I believe that is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
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"You know "that look" women get when they want ? Me neither."
--Steve Martin

"Having is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner

"Leaving to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
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"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
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"My girlfriend always laughs during ---no matter what she's reading."
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"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral , no matter how bad it is."
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"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
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"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."

"Women need a reason to have . Men just need a place."
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"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
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"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
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--Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
--Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that gives men a brain and a , and only enough blood to run one at a time."
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Old 12-07-2006, 01:37 AM   #2
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