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Old 12-01-2006, 03:14 PM   #1
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The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee, and, as she bends over to place her

ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good , woman ! Why aren't you wearing any knickers ?" her husband

demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake

of decency, here's $30. Go and buy yourself some underwear."



Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also

blows up to show that she is wearing no undies either.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman ! You've got no knickers. Why not ?"

"I can't afford any on the money you give me."

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $20, go

buy yourself some underwear."



Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her

head to reveal that, she too, is naked under it.

"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie ! Where the frig are yer drawers ?"

She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affard any?"

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n

the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."
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ouch.. bless america where 99% of them are well groomed 80% of which have no debri on the race track at all....
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Old 12-01-2006, 04:48 PM   #4
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The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n

the sake of decency, here's a 20, go buy yourself a razor!"

thats how i would of ended it.. but its not my joke...
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