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Old 11-29-2006, 11:02 AM   #1
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Dear Santa.......

deer santa:
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer
Frend, BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I
send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm
giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace
and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa


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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my
mommy
and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy

Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a
hurricane.
Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat
mom,
who rides his constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me
get
you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with
those?
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a
drum
kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love,
Francis

Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay.
Santa


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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for
your reindeer outside the back door.
Love,
Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the ****s and carrots make the deer fart in my face when
riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam.
Santa


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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making
toys?
Your friend, Thomas

Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made by little kids like you in China. Every year I
give
them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas,
where
I spend most of my time making low-budget films. I unwind by
drinking
myself silly and squeezing the of cocktail waitresses while
losing
money at the craps table.
Santa

P.S.
Tell your mom she got the part.


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Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're
awake, like in the song?
Love,
Jessica

Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm
skipping
your house.

Santa


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Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE
PLEASE
could I have one? Timmy

Timmy,
That whiney begging **** may work with your folks, but that
doesn't
work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again.
Santa


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Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?

Love,
Marky

Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your

kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a
low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just
like
all the
burglars do, through your bedroom window.

Sweet Dreams, Santa
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If you keep looking in the pantry and finding out its empty, eventually you go to a restaurant.
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