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Old 11-21-2006, 03:19 PM   #1
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>Involuntary Muscular Contractions
>A UCLA Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
>Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this
>was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the
>mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the
>front row and said, "Do you know what your hole is doing while you're
>having an ?"
>She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
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