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Old 10-13-2011, 06:53 PM   #261
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Old 10-13-2011, 08:53 PM   #262
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Maybe next time he will rethink moving your motocycle, and just kick it over and park elsewhere
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Old 10-13-2011, 09:22 PM   #265
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just finished reading all this ... fk! you guys had lot of free time here..
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Old 10-13-2011, 09:23 PM   #266
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I think you guys showed him to be a men today..
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This is a classic case of vaginal osmosis. I'm starting to feel like a just for having read all 14 pages of this .

Dear OP: your attempt at acting like a hardcore badass went puss; perhaps you could stay on track in attempting to act like a man. Get a black touch-up scratch remover stick and tape it to his hood. Be sure to lie about it.


Dear everyone else: don't worry about it. The karma truck is en route and fully loaded. Homedude now parks behind a dumpster - presumably one for use by a restaurant.

Long story short there will soon come the day when some 16-y.o. tries to throw a bag of trash into the dumpster, misses because he can't clear the bike parked in the way -- bag splits, then he splits.

And our hero will be in his driveway wearing his bandana and wife beater, lookin' all hard while he f*ks up his paint job with a spatula and goo-gone trying to remove sundried cinnabons and pepsi.
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1. dude posts about keying a jeep and is proud of it.
2. pages 2-14, complete ownage and comical posts / detecitive work
3. we hope this thread continues with added drama because someone puts some sticky notes on his bike saying "I'll move this again...when the time is right"

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BAHAHAHA!!!!...that avatar is so full of win roflmao...and jeezus this thread is still goin???
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After reading this I'm getting fargin hungry. I'm heading out to the mall to get something to munch. It's so hard to find a parking spot though. Does any one know of a good place to park a bike?
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After reading this I'm getting fargin hungry. I'm heading out to the mall to get something to munch. It's so hard to find a parking spot though. Does any one know of a good place to park a bike?
obviously not in the designated motorcycle parking...that would just be retarded. Try to take up as many full sized vehicle parking spaces as you can. The world needs to know how big of a douchebag you actually are.
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