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Old 11-08-2006, 01:40 AM   #1
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LOL, my exhaust fell off.

I was just cruising down westhimer at maybe 20, and all of a sudden this loud droning noise emmited from under me and I felt hot air being brushed against my leg. I thought I had blown the motor. It wasint untill I looked in my mirror and saw the doing a 360 down the road, that I realized what happend.
A cager behind me who saw it happend moved over to the other lane, and as I came to a stop to get off (it happend in the far right lane) the ****er came midway back into my lane and almost hit me. jerkoff.
The bolt holding it to the peg fell off, and it just worked its way loose. Yay for zipties. I called my friend who was just down the street (thankgod, perfect place for it to happen) and as i waited for him to come to me, 2 black dudes came up to me at diffrent times, both giving me a 15min speil about how they need money for baby mamma daddys aunts laundry, and how wellfare has not paid yet (gee, hasnt the first of the month passed allready?)

Sooo, I had a good laugh, and also was reminded why we need to get this worthless katrina scum out of my city. I love eventful nights, its like warm milk to a kid who cant fall asleep.
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2 black dudes came up to me at diffrent times, both giving me a 15min speil about how they need money for baby mamma daddys aunts laundry
thanks alot . my aunt really needed to get some ****in laundry done allready, and you think i sent those dudes out for nothin?!!?!


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I woulda told them " dude, I was just about to ask you for a couple dollars, my all falling apart and I don't have any money to put it back together.. think you can let me hold $20 till friday?"
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Old 11-08-2006, 01:56 AM   #6
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LOL, well if the previous owner didint cut my header in half, I wouldnt have to run this single exhaust setup.

dhdrider is gonna give me soem OEM slipons in a few weeks, and I have a new header sitting in my room, so hopefully this will be the last thing that falls off.






Patrick put loctite on my kickstand, so that shouldnt fall off anytime soon
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.. sounds like your bike is trying to compete with Buck Nasties =)

BTW I bet that RC sounded like a helicopter without the can on, wooh, wish I coulda heard it
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its like "CLACKA CLACKA CLACKA CRRAAAAAAACK"

Actually I dont know how to describe it, but its fking loud. its a crisp, loud, quick revving sound, kind of like a harely that has been tuned to run properly, heh.

Either way its loud, and I was ahving some fun just kinda gassing it (OH BTW, this happend right in front of baby dolls, and the security guards came outside to see what the noise was, LOL)
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it's funny how you're always in a situation where "someone BLACK comes up to you and asks for this and that." funny thing is you have no job living with your mom so you're on welfare too.
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I was just cruising down westhimer at maybe 20, and all of a sudden this loud droning noise emmited from under me and I felt hot air being brushed against my leg. I thought I had blown the motor. It wasint untill I looked in my mirror and saw the doing a 360 down the road, that I realized what happend.
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Sooo, I had a good laugh, and also was reminded why we need to get this worthless katrina scum out of my city. I love eventful nights, its like warm milk to a kid who cant fall asleep.

lol wanna knwo something really funny the tip i got from u the thing fell off not once but twice the first time it was off 99 and i got it back with just a ding on it i thought i had tightend it good but the tip was not as tight as i thought and going down I-10 the same day it slipped off again after a lil bump in the road so i was like son of a ...... and went around to go get it ..... lol it was flat as a pancake guess an 18 wheeler hit it :eh:
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it's funny how you're always in a situation where "someone BLACK comes up to you and asks for this and that." funny thing is you have no job living with your mom so you're on welfare too.
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DOH, it fell off and got flattened?! gah, im sorry man, have you found a replacement?

nothing against them, but they WERE black, I just stated it to say, the best storys are always throughly detailed:icon_bigg i guess I could have left color out.
im sitting on the sidewalk with an exhaust not connected to my bike, and you wanna ask me for money?!
"say man, i see you have a nice bike and you work hard for your stuff, but blah blah blah blah blah laundry blah blah blah babys daddys blah blah mamma, blah blah wellfare blah, can you spare some change?"
The other guy asked for the same thing, but then pulled out a bag of weed and tried selling it to me.
I love my welfare system

And carbon, what I need is a real exhaust system. These temporary fixes are just that, temporary.
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I tried that in my neihborhood last month, (cruised around with no exhaust)and I alerted a sherrif down the street. Talk about an experiance that will numb your bowel system.

BTW, eric, I wanna go ahead and find out about this job you have avaliable.
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