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Old 10-27-2006, 01:11 PM   #1
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Talking Weight Loss Joke

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb.
Weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there
Stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old
Babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running
Shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces
Herself as a representative of the weight loss
Company. The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can
Have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after
Her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he
Finally catches her and has his way with her. The same
Girl shows up for the next four days and the same
Thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted
To find he has lost 10 lb. As promised. He then calls
The company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there
Stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has
Ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok
Running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads:
"If you catch me you can have me." Well, he's
Out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in
Excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her;
But when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle
Cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days, the same
Routine happens.

Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs
Himself to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. As
Promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the
Company to order the 7-day/50 lb. Program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone -
"This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies,"I haven't felt this good in
Years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he
Opens it he finds a huge, muscular, 6'6" hairy man
Wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign
Around his neck that reads:, "I'm Leroy. If I catch
You, you're mine..."
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