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Old 10-25-2006, 07:28 PM   #1
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Tickle Me Elmo *Snicker*

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the
Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it
under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel
Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about
the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and
the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line
behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself,
so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there
the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the
factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the
line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
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sorry i have not seen it ... I have not b een on here that long :P
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