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Old 10-23-2006, 07:21 PM   #1
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Now this is a good joke...

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS..........


A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at
him and say hello.
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you Know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful to his
wife and says, "My , are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I
laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner
whipped my with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "Noooo, I'm your son's math
teacher.
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Old 10-23-2006, 07:30 PM   #2
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Old 10-23-2006, 07:31 PM   #3
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BTW....celery sticks?? wtf?
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Old 10-23-2006, 07:34 PM   #4
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lol, i dont know, i just copied and pasted
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Old 10-23-2006, 07:57 PM   #5
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:laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :notworthy Now thats fricken funny !!!! :icon_bigg
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Old 10-23-2006, 08:47 PM   #7
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i heard it months ago.

BUT it is frickin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dude...Celery sticks...golden...
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