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Old 10-18-2006, 12:38 PM   #1
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Girl English vs Guy English

Girls' English.

1.Yes = No.
2.No = Yes.
3.May-b = No.
4.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5.Do what u want = You'll pay 4 this later.
6.We need to talk" = I need to .
7.Sure......Go ahead = I don't want you too.
8.I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.

Guy's English.

1.I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have with you.
8.Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored = Do you want to have ?
13.I love you = Let's have right now.
14.I love you too = Okay i said it we'd better have now!
15.Let's talk = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have with other guys.
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Doh! Posted in video and pics.. pls move. :BangHead:
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:40 PM   #3
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Old 10-18-2006, 12:40 PM   #4
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OMG! It worked!! :icon_bigg
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HA HA so very true ... Yes I am agreeing
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man that is sooo on point!
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HA HA so very true ... Yes I am agreeing


Ok.. A woman agrees. So would it be bad form if I were to print this out and keep it in my wallet?

How 'bout if I actually pull it out as a reference during a 'discussion' ? :dontknow:



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10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?


Yes. thats all I will say. Yes.
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Ok.. A woman agrees. So would it be bad form if I were to print this out and keep it in my wallet?

How 'bout if I actually pull it out as a reference during a 'discussion' ? :dontknow:



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I disagree with the girls side...I know they like just as much as we do they just refuse to admit it cause they think we will think they are a hoe, and plus it gives them power.
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I disagree with the girls side...I know they like just as much as we do they just refuse to admit it cause they think we will think they are a hoe, and plus it gives them power.
Hey I never said anything about us not wanting or liking I was just agreeing that most women that sounds about right as far as there meanings of things... When women want it they tend to usually just say it..
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Hey I never said anything about us not wanting or liking I was just agreeing that most women that sounds about right as far as there meanings of things... When women want it they tend to usually just say it..

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Why do I get the feeling you are setting me up for failure?! :laughing6
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Why do I get the feeling you are setting me up for failure?! :laughing6

No no failure could just see ya pulling out your cue cards when a women says something from your list :laughing6





Ok so yes I am setting you up for failure but it would be really funny!
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, if I ever do that with the GF I wouldn't get ANY for a month!!
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Well, in order for me to use it, I have to find a GF. And seeing as though I would need a cheat sheat, I don't think my chances are very good. :laughing6
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Well, in order for me to use it, I have to find a GF. And seeing as though I would need a cheat sheat, I don't think my chances are very good. :laughing6


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