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Old 10-17-2006, 09:26 PM   #1
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The following is an actual question given on University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one

student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues,

via the internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well


Bonus Question:



Is exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs Heat)?


Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law

(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:


First, we need to know how the mass of is changing in time.

So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into and the rate at which they are leaving.

I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to , it will never leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering ,

let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion,

you will go to . Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion,

we can project that all souls go to . With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in

to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in because Boyle's Law states that in order for

the temperature and pressure in to stay the same, the volume of

has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter , then the temperature and pressure in

will increase until all breaks loose.

2. If is expanding at a rate faster than the rate at which souls enter , then the temperature and pressure will drop

until freezes over. So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa, (Cheerleader Captain And Class Valedictorian)

during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact

that I slept with her last night and again this morning, then number 2 must be true,

and thus I am sure that is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more

souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven, and

thereby proving the existence of a divine being, Which Explains why Teresa kept shouting

"Oh my !!!"


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A":laughing6
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Still cute though!

Reminds me of a friend of the family who's philosophy professor assigned a paper for each student to write...the only requirements were that the student answer the question... "why?" in their paper.

Many students wrote about why humans were on earth, evolved, why we should save the environment, etc.

The friend of my family wrote her paper the night before, with little preparation, printed it out, put it in a clear paper binder thing and turned it in.

Cover page, name/date, class etc.
Page with the prompt/question on it
Her answer...simply "because"

She received an A...hehehe!
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:laughing6 So'k. Definitely a classic!
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GO PLAY YOUR VIDEO GAMES!
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Cage fighting skills???
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You speak pretty good spanish for being asian.


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