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Old 10-17-2006, 03:35 PM   #1
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Talking BUS ACCIDENT

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perished.
They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." St.
Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Sandra, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, "Reva, What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her in it."
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:36 PM   #2
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You'd do better if you got out and RODE a little bit more often........bet that Gixxer is getting rusty just sitting there.
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Alright MOM! I'll be riding at the 10/28 Trackday! Come see me there buddy!
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Sheeeeeeeesh, I've already SEEN the novice group ride:laughing6

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Sheeeeeeeesh, I've already SEEN the novice group ride:laughing6

Besides.............I thought you said the 11th??????
This is getting brutal! I'll be at TWS (Texas World Speedway) on the 11th as well!
You go ona few rides with the Dr, buy that Duc, and think you're a trackstar?
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:laughing6 me thinks that too, he's been to the dollar store and found an old yoke book on the discount table
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I thought it was funny.. But I had to insult you there just because.
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