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Old 10-17-2006, 01:20 PM   #1
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Talking HORSEY RIDE

Horse Ride for Little Johnny

Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peaks in and catches his folks in the act. Before daddy can even react, Little Johnny exclaims, "Oh boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees...

Johnny hops on daddy and starts going to town... pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.. Johnny cries out, "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the mailman usually get bucked off.
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Old 10-17-2006, 01:21 PM   #2
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Old 10-17-2006, 02:50 PM   #5
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Old 10-17-2006, 02:52 PM   #6
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:10 PM   #7
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:36 PM   #8
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:37 PM   #9
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Old 10-17-2006, 03:38 PM   #10
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Hahahahahahhaha.... That ones funny... and COME ON GSXRSTAR!!! Even I got that one... Baaahahahahahahaa...
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Hahahahahahhaha.... That ones funny... and COME ON GSXRSTAR!!! Even I got that one... Baaahahahahahahaa...
i don't know:eh: i just don't get it.
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