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Old 07-07-2011, 12:13 PM   #121
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Pester....Just out of curiosity, did the Trooper have you perform all the standardized field sobriety tests? (HGN--check your eyes while you track an object side to side, walk & turn, one legged stand)?
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:23 PM   #122
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:26 PM   #123
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man this ppl will never accept that they hit the bars and are too pathetic to at least say they do,,

this thread cracks the outta me, every reply gets funnier.
is like watching the patridge family, the perfect family with the perfect sons and daughters that never kills a fly,

in all my years going to bars for M & G's i have never seen anyone taking a cab

liars lol. keep it up
i go to bars for meet and greets... but i don't drink so i don't need a cab
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Old 07-07-2011, 12:38 PM   #124
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Old 07-07-2011, 01:00 PM   #126
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I prefer to stay on 50cc or less and in the dirt when I'm drinking and riding, that way I only break toes, ankles and shiftlevers and whatnot.

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Old 07-07-2011, 03:47 PM   #130
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I go to a bar on my bike. But I wait atleast an hour or so for teh booze to wear off. Does that qualify as drinking and driving?
Well, that obviously depends on how much booze you've had before that hour "time out".
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The officer decided to get something back for dealing with drunk Ricky Ricardo and Pester just hasn't figured it out.


Pester, breathalyzers aren't flesh colored with veins and they don't spritz you with a mouthwash when the test is complete.
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Pester, breathalyzers aren't flesh colored with veins and they don't spritz you with a mouthwash when the test is complete.
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been to a ton of meets myself and have never seen anyone take a cab either. but on the flip side, ive never seen any of us make a thread like this, either. lol
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If your going to drink and ride. Do it on a 50. It's much more fun.

If your on a big bike, make sure you wheelie through the parking lot when you leave. It helps to alert others in the parking lot and makes you more visible to them. Plus it impresses the . They will want a ride so give them one. They don't need a helmet, it will mess up their hair. Again, ride a wheelie once you leave the bar. This will further impress your chick and ensure her confidence in your riding abilities in the event she may have been unsure. If you really want to take the cake, then pull our your phone and text another girl while your riding down the street. Make sure you bob and weave through traffic to keep her impressed. Remember kids, the more alcohol you have in your system, the more likely you are to survive a crash because your body has loosened up which will make the fall less punishing thus actually making it safer if you drink heavily and ride. It's a win-win for everyone.
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