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Old 06-19-2011, 04:51 PM   #1
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Watched an old lady in a Sportster go down and, as usual, came to the rescue..

The wife and I were going down to Lime Creek road and I glance to my left to a side road and see a bike go down and a leg go up in the air.

I busted a u-turn and hauled up there and gas was spilling all over the place. Poor lady was still trying to figure out what the happened.

I picked her bike up and pushed it to some shade. Tell you what, those Sportys are some heavy mofos.

She said she just got it two weeks ago. She was so embarrassed. I felt so bad for her but she didnt have a scratch, she was very much geared up. Even had a neon green vest on. All that was bad on her bike, the brake lever was twisted up like a curl, the grip end was broken and the crash cage was scratched and gasoline on everything.

My wife was so proud of me.

So far this month I rescued a turtle and an old lady, I am getting into heaven for sure now.
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haha, nice. sportsters are mainly top heavy. lay over your bike and you'll be surprised how heavy it is too
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Old 06-19-2011, 06:22 PM   #5
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always good to help someone in need. kind of surprised she was riding alone.
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always good to help someone in need. kind of surprised she was riding alone.
Women should NEVER ride alone and more importantly, should never go past the safety of the kitchen, maybe the laundry room.
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Shut up, there is assigned seating on the bus to and your in the row in front of me....

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I did that about a month or 2 ago. cat was stuck in the tree behind my house and I had to climb up there and get it down.
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I hate Miracle Whip, its for .
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Mustard it is then.... and no, I am not peeling the crust off for you....

I love the crust. Someone should make bread made with just crust.
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