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Old 10-09-2006, 10:33 AM   #1
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Today's joke

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders
hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The
girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her
dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That
sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks", the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices
the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's
testicles. "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell
you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cats'
collar too, I think you could go faster." The little girl replies
thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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Old 10-09-2006, 10:35 AM   #2
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hahahhaahaahahha! lmao!!!! to fukin funny!!!



btw it was nice meeting you
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Old 10-09-2006, 10:40 AM   #3
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nice, thats awesome
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btw it was nice meeting you
Good meeting you guys too!!
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