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Old 10-05-2006, 04:28 PM   #1
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Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:


1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the happened to your underwear.

2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite without spitting.

7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.

9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time.

12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your kicked.

13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

15. WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack y ou tink you kan tpye reel gode.

16. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think that you have called the right telephone number at 2:00 in the morning.
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I wish they would have put these warnings out years ago.
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Old 10-05-2006, 04:35 PM   #3
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^^^^^ everytime i see your SIG, i stop and STARE AT IT!!

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Old 10-05-2006, 05:10 PM   #4
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this is the first time I have seen it, and I can't stop staring at it too!!! Is that sick???!!!!LOL
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