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Old 05-24-2011, 08:14 PM   #1
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6 Things nobody tells you about owning a motorcycle...

Fairly funny article I found, hope you all enjoy.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19217...otorcycle.html
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Old 05-24-2011, 08:36 PM   #2
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Old 05-24-2011, 08:45 PM   #3
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3) Like any club that has grown too large, it has become mired in vacuous debates and split into a thousand splinter factions. Older riders hate squids; cruisers hate sport riders; Harley riders hate everyone, including themselves. The social labyrinth is like navigating a high school prom, except you're sprinting through it at about 75 mph, on one leg, while programming a remote control and probably being attacked by bees.


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Old 05-24-2011, 10:26 PM   #4
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Old 05-24-2011, 11:12 PM   #5
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Old 05-24-2011, 11:18 PM   #6
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all true.
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Old 05-24-2011, 11:28 PM   #7
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I lol'd

I'm sorry if I sounded like Azylum there, I try and be more manly next time.

seriously though, funny.
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Old 05-25-2011, 12:41 AM   #8
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Old 05-25-2011, 12:45 AM   #9
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Every time you set your on a bike, you're playing a game of Russian Roulette between yourself and your own stupidity. You live and die by the odds, and if given enough time, they will always catch up to you. Which is truly unfortunate, because I know a lot of people that ride motorcycles, and I don't know anyone that has ever quit. Every single person that's ridden for a few years has laid down their bike, and they now know, intimately, exactly how cheese feels when you grate it. Many have suffered serious injuries, and everyone has at least one friend they've lost in an accident. We stink, we stupidly risk our lives just to exchange platitudes, people try to murder us constantly (and that's only when we're not trying to do it ourselves by riding between cars and running lights) and all while constantly, constantly covered in screaming spiders -- and we all still ride.
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LOL good find man that was pretty funny
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Old 05-25-2011, 07:24 AM   #11
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you OP. I had just logged in to post that article myself.
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Old 05-25-2011, 07:56 AM   #13
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I think so... I believe the offense was riding a scooter
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