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Old 10-01-2006, 03:33 AM   #1
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why guns are better than women

#17 A gun doesn't get mad if you leave the seat up

#16 A gun doesn't tell you to slow down when you are driving

#15 A gun doesn't say one thing when they really mean another which makes us insane

#14 Hand guns don't have in-laws.

#13 They only go off when the trigger is pulled.

#12 You don't have to buy your gun a drink before you can play with it.

#11 A gun never wants the remote.

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.


#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.


#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.


#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.


#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat."


#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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Old 10-01-2006, 07:18 AM   #2
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Old 10-01-2006, 08:55 AM   #3
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a gun cant give you a BJ while driving.....

a gun wont let you screw her while at the same time watching the UH vs. Miami game


girls win.
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Old 10-01-2006, 09:07 AM   #4
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BUT YOU CAN PUT THE GUN TO HER HEAD WHILE DRIVEING AND GET THE BJ, ALSO SCREW HER WITH THE GUN TO HER HEAD WHILE WATCHING THE GAME.
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Old 10-01-2006, 09:41 AM   #5
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^ thats pretty f'ed up.........i like the fact that I dont have to hold a gun to her head for her to do it.
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Old 10-01-2006, 09:45 AM   #6
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BUT YOU CAN PUT THE GUN TO HER HEAD WHILE DRIVEING AND GET THE BJ, ALSO SCREW HER WITH THE GUN TO HER HEAD WHILE WATCHING THE GAME.
rofl :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6
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Old 10-01-2006, 09:52 AM   #7
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That is some funny sh^% right there :laughing6 :laughing6
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BUT YOU CAN PUT THE GUN TO HER HEAD WHILE DRIVEING AND GET THE BJ, ALSO SCREW HER WITH THE GUN TO HER HEAD WHILE WATCHING THE GAME.

:laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6 ....I still got tears running down my face....ROFL
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Old 10-01-2006, 10:30 AM   #9
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^ thats pretty f'ed up.........i like the fact that I dont have to hold a gun to her head for her to do it.
+1.... but guns still win.
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...i didnt know that you guys liked guns over p*ssy......lolz
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Hmmmm. Interesting.
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WOW ...think I'm wit flip on this one.
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