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Old 09-29-2006, 10:46 PM   #1
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i heard a good joke...

yea so dave the mechanic at my shop is a regular english comedian, he's always tellin jokes, this one is SOOO dumb but had me lmao for a while...

...guy goes to get a job as a lumberjack. boss asks you got any experiance, guy says no, but i work hard. boss says well to earn your pay you got to cut at least 50 trees everyday to earn your pay. heres your chainsaw, come start early in the morning.

guy goes out his first day with his chainsaw, comes back at the end of the day with 30 trees. boss says, i understand your new, but to earn you pay you gotta cut at least 50 trees. you can try again tomorrow.

next day guy gets up real early, has a good breakfast, cuts trees all day, hes the last one to come in at the end of the day, 40 trees.

boss says, well thats good but you still gotta do better, i dont know what your doin wrong but you simply must cut at least 50 trees or ill have to let you go.

next day guy gets up really REALLY early, skips breakfast, goes straight to work, cuts trees all morning, skips his lunchbreak to cut more trees, and cuts trees all evening, finally at the end of the day he the last one in again...45 trees.

i dont know what your doing wrong says boss, but im gonna have to let you go. guy says i really need this job, can you please work with me, show me how in the you cut 50 trees in a day. i come early, stay late, skip lunch, and still i only got 45...how do you do it?

boss says ok, fine, this should be simple, but ill show you this one time, and maybe youll get it, they head out to a tree, boss takes out the chainsaw and pulls the starter rope....BRRRAAUMMM- as he starts the chainsaw...

guy says "hey, whats that noise?" :laughing6 :laughing6 :laughing6
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