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Old 09-28-2006, 06:34 AM   #1
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TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK.........

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Well! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

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1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."
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Old 09-28-2006, 06:57 AM   #2
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haha, those are awesome.


but, im allowed to sleep at work. i'll still use 'em though
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Old 09-28-2006, 07:05 AM   #3
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hehehe.. Jesus pwns!!
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:06 AM   #4
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:17 AM   #5
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lol the last one was the best!
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Old 09-28-2006, 12:10 PM   #6
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Old 09-28-2006, 12:21 PM   #7
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ill have to remember those for when i fall asleep in class
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