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Old 09-27-2006, 09:14 AM   #1
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Breast enlargement

A wife comes home with great news for her husband. She has decided she wants a breast enlargement. Her husband is happy as can be. His wife then informs him it will cost 8k per breast. Startled, he walks out of the room. He returns a few minutes later and hands his wife a roll of toilette paper. He tells her to just rub the toilette paper between her everyday. She asks how that is going to help. He replies "I don't know, but it sure worked for your !

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A wife comes home with great news for her husband. She has decided she wants a breast enlargement. Her husband is happy as can be. His wife then informs him it will cost 8k per breast. Startled, he walks out of the room. He returns a few minutes later and hands his wife a roll of toilette paper. He tells her to just rub the toilette paper between her everyday. She asks how that is going to help. He replies "I don't know, but it sure worked for your !

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3/10 heard it already and it was told better the first time.
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