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Old 09-20-2006, 11:07 AM   #1
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Blonde Joke to end all Blonde Jokes

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked
her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named
Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"


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Old 09-20-2006, 11:08 AM   #2
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Old 09-20-2006, 11:45 AM   #3
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Ok that one was funny!!!
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Old 09-20-2006, 04:43 PM   #4
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Old 09-20-2006, 07:16 PM   #5
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Old 09-20-2006, 07:34 PM   #6
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^^wtf is "chortled?"

i laughed. thanks
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Old 09-20-2006, 08:35 PM   #7
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Old 09-20-2006, 08:39 PM   #9
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Old 09-20-2006, 08:46 PM   #10
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Old 09-20-2006, 09:54 PM   #13
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HA yea ok never would have guessed that one
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i'm guessing he farted in reverse or something... :dontknow:

That was funnier than the joke!
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