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Old 04-13-2011, 08:54 AM   #21
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I disagree. This guy clearly thought he knew what the he was doing.
he probably just assumed that cuz his dad was a TV repairman, he'd have the tools necessary to fix any problem.
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Old 04-13-2011, 09:03 AM   #22
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Thats awesome!

People only see one part of a problem, they don't look AROUND a problem for a solution. Thats not only a problem on this bike, but in life.

Take a step back, evaluate the situation and all possible courses of action, then get to work.
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Old 04-13-2011, 09:23 AM   #24
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Thats awesome!

People only see one part of a problem, they don't look AROUND a problem for a solution. Thats not only a problem on this bike, but in life.

Take a step back, evaluate the situation and all possible courses of action, then get to work.

no, no, no. People shouldn't do this at all. For one, I'd be out of a job. For two, who would we laugh at on the interwebs?
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Old 04-13-2011, 09:39 AM   #25
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Old 04-13-2011, 11:22 AM   #28
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OK I get it, I'm an idot.
But I still need to fix my bike so does anyone know where to start?


first you'll need to prop the tank up, then remove the airbox. place some dynamite right there on top of the throttle bodies and reassemble. make sure your wick is long enough to run away from shrapnel. ignite the explosives and run like . make sure you're doing this in a remote location. after the explosion, go back and find any pieces of the bike leftover that have the VIN number on it and take them with you. call your insurance company and report it stolen. get paid and buy a new bike.

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Epic thread. GIxxer owner, of course. I was surprised it was not the case with the license plate.

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Old 04-14-2011, 08:49 PM   #30
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OK, apparently there is more than one completely idiotic Kawi owner out there. Maybe the Kawis are the new Gixxers.

This is not the first time a Kawi owner does this. Must be common place among the Kawasaki community.

http://www.zxforums.com/forums/zx-6r...need-help.html

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ok so yesterday after coming home from work one of my friends that makes alot of custom parts came by i told him i wanted to have my plate under the read seat area instead of having that stupid tail thing. he didn't finish but what he did was drill 2 holes and this morning when i tried to start my bike it didn't roll over and the FI light came on after i took my hand off the starter button. wtf did he do?? please help thanks!
Here is the other one.
0916081412b

Here is the first one in this thread.

0401111424a
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Old 04-14-2011, 09:09 PM   #31
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I dont get it. Its just a piece of plastic with some holes in it??
























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Old 04-14-2011, 11:24 PM   #32
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Just a piece of plastic and nothing more now.
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Old 04-14-2011, 11:29 PM   #33
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Lol I know a girl on here that rides a zx6r and her bf at the time did this to her bike during an install job, lol I won't name names but her screenname starts with an "a"
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Lol I know a girl on here that rides a zx6r and her bf at the time did this to her bike during an install job, lol I won't name names but her screenname starts with an "a"
Do pics exist?
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Do pics exist?
I'll search and see brb
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Muhaha adrienne!
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No pics but maybe she posted some on the zx forums lol
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No pics but maybe she posted some on the zx forums lol
Seems we uncovered an epidemic among Kawi owners.
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he probably just assumed that cuz his dad was a TV repairman, he'd have the tools necessary to fix any problem.
LMAO. That was too funny. I think soda just came out my nose. "I can fix it!"
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LMAO. That was too funny. I think soda just came out my nose. "I can fix it!"
Holy , I cant believe i missed that one.

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