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Old 04-05-2011, 10:45 AM   #341
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Wtf? 17 pages now? Are we still talking about knee dragging on the streets?
nope, we're talking about dragging earlobes on minis in a school parking lot
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:46 AM   #342
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bra, welcome to yesterday

its all about dragging eyebrows now.

ive eclipsed that, yo!
I get so low now that the people in the cars and other bikes i pass have to start dragging THEIR eyebrows!!!

ya heard me, bra?!?
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:49 AM   #343
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Great. Now we get to wait for Aaron to post a cell phone pic with big veins drawn on his leg with a pink motorcycle helmet on his foot.
....It's like a babies arm holding an apple.
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:49 AM   #344
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:51 AM   #345
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....It's like a baby starfishes arm holding an appleseed.
Fixed that for you, bro.
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:53 AM   #346
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Fixed that for you, bro.
Or that. It's whatever. LOL.
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Old 04-05-2011, 11:28 AM   #347
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Old 04-05-2011, 11:47 AM   #348
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Actually not sensitive at all. I just think its funny that some dude is going to use a physical characteristic to insult me when he can't even confirm that that characteristic exists.

I mean............if 3 people came into this thread, and said I had a 12" weiner, would that be enough for him to believe that as well? Cuz that can be arranged.....
You know, I could have sworn the bruise you gave Aaron was only 11"...but you may have not slapped him with the whole thing. So I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and call it 12...
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Old 04-05-2011, 11:49 AM   #349
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You know, I could have sworn the bruise you gave Aaron was only 11"...but you may have not slapped him with the whole thing. So I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and call it 12...
you forgot to subtract the inch for the plush cockring.

and i thought accountants were better at math. geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez.
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Old 04-05-2011, 11:56 AM   #350
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From Knee Dragging to Slapping with rings..

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Anyone have any eyebrows left after draggin on the way to work this morning?
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Old 04-05-2011, 12:03 PM   #351
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Anyone have any eyebrows left after draggin on the way to work this morning?
i haven't gotten to that level yet... i'm not flexible enough. i think kib can though since i've heard he can lick his own
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i haven't gotten to that level yet... i'm not flexible enough. i think kib can though since i've heard he can lick his own
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i haven't gotten to that level yet... i'm not flexible enough. i think kib can though since i've heard he can lick his own
I'm not licking my . I'm Eskimo Kissing the gerbil.
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Old 04-05-2011, 12:18 PM   #356
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I'm not licking my . I'm Eskimo Kissing the gerbil.
thanks for the clairification. where did you get the wig that you used on 2girls 1 cup, the hair looked so realistic
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Old 04-05-2011, 12:18 PM   #357
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I'm not licking my . I'm Eskimo Kissing the gerbil.
next you'll be doing the richard gere
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Gerbilling, also known as gerbil stuffing or gerbil shooting, refers to the supposed practice of inserting small animals, usually gerbils but also mice, hamsters, rats and various other rodents into a human , supposedly to stimulate the prostate as in .
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Gerbilling, also known as gerbil stuffing or gerbil shooting, refers to the supposed practice of inserting small animals, usually gerbils but also mice, hamsters, rats and various other rodents into a human , supposedly to stimulate the prostate as in .
In Texas we call it rascalling.
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