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Old 03-30-2011, 07:36 PM   #61
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Wait whats going on & why is my back all wet?

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Old 03-30-2011, 08:08 PM   #62
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Listen carefully. Your overthinking this. The handle isn't glow in the dark. The "locksmith" is with you bad which is horrible considering your in a bind. I pity the fool who messes with people who are in obvious need.

You'll need to gather the following tools:

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ARE YOU FOLLWING THIS???? I need your full concentration here.
Hey don't forget to tell him about the Old priest and the young priest
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[QUOTE=SeaBasss;2843846] why is my back all wet?

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mohado?
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Old 03-30-2011, 08:21 PM   #64
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I just wanted to postwhore,felt like the right spot.
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Old 03-30-2011, 08:27 PM   #65
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So, does anyone know how I can scoop up this gas and get it back in my tank? I feel like we're all family.
Quick, run back to the Valero and get a straw. Be sure and flip the attendant on your way out, just to let him know you're not buying any of his beverages, just taking his straw. Now, usually, I would suck some up with the straw, and then spit it back in the tank, but with that much gas, it would take way too many times going back and forth. PLUS, it won't even be filtered! So too much road debris. So what you REALLY need to do, is suck up ALL of the gas and drink it. Then after your liver filters all the out of it, you just whip your junk out and fill it back up. Works every time. Plus, with this approach, if a car full of hot chicks (or dudes, whatever you're into) passes by, you can wave and show them what you're working with.

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Old 03-30-2011, 09:02 PM   #66
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Thanks for the laugh.. I don't know what was funnier.. Your post or the ones trying to help.
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why is my back all wet?

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sounds like he locked his key under the seat, has another key that is hidden under a pile of dog in his backyard or somewhere he forgot.

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Now THAT is funny. this is a gem of a thread !
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I'm still sittin here . . . . well, not in the middle lane if 10, I pushed it off to the side, but now I have another problem. Now I'm afraid to put the key back in. What if I lock it in again and I forget how to pull it out. Can I count on you guys to tell me how to pull it out? I know it sound stupid. I've done it for years, it's simple, right? It goes in and it comes out. In and out. Just like that, in and out. But there's this thing, this block in my head that says one of these times I'm not gonna pull it out. Then what? I feel like there's this shock going through my extremeties.
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I'm still sittin here . . . . well, not in the middle lane if 10, I pushed it off to the side, but now I have another problem. Now I'm afraid to put the key back in. What if I lock it in again and I forget how to pull it out. Can I count on you guys to tell me how to pull it out? I know it sound stupid. I've done it for years, it's simple, right? It goes in and it comes out. In and out. Just like that, in and out. But there's this thing, this block in my head that says one of these times I'm not gonna pull it out. Then what? I feel like there's this shock going through my extremeties.
You ever get the feeling that when everyone laughs at something funny and your laughing with them that something is off? You try to ignore it but you can't help but get this feeling that they are all actually laughing at you? In your mind you know that's not happening but you still get a gut feeling that there's just something wrong with you?



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