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Old 09-12-2006, 08:49 PM   #1
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Here we go again.... Yo momma is sooo ugly....

...when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

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Old 09-12-2006, 08:57 PM   #2
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yo momma so fat she sat in a tub with a inch of water in it and it over flowed.
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Old 09-12-2006, 10:00 PM   #3
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I dont have a mom...me and my dad share yours!!!
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Old 09-12-2006, 10:19 PM   #4
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yo mama so ugly i wont even let her ride on my bike:laughing6
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Old 09-12-2006, 10:30 PM   #5
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Guys, guys...lets get off mommas................cuz i just got of yours....


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Old 09-12-2006, 10:50 PM   #6
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Old 09-13-2006, 07:49 AM   #7
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yo mama so ugly i wont even let her ride on my bike:laughing6
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:02 AM   #8
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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:04 AM   #9
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yo momma has no feet and wonder why she's the last to get picked for kick ball
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:10 AM   #10
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charles i think ur to good at this.... we cant compete.
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:24 AM   #11
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:24 AM   #12
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:25 AM   #13
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yo momma is so fine got so much junk, she gets UPS to help her get outta bed.
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:26 AM   #14
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sorry, I am new to this.
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:26 AM   #16
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:40 AM   #17
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:57 AM   #18
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yo mama's so ugly, she can make a freight train take a dirt road






yo mama's so ugly, she gotta tie a porkchop around her neck so the dog will play with her.




yo mama's so ugly, she gotta sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink.




yo mama's like a race car, burns at least 4 rubbers a day.
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Old 09-13-2006, 08:58 AM   #19
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Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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