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Old 09-08-2006, 08:59 AM   #1
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Excuse me while I talk out of my a$$

Prisoners caught with cell phones up the .

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Old 09-08-2006, 09:00 AM   #2
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Wouldn't that void the phone's warranty?
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they got phones in downtown and other jails and prisons......my boy calls all the time
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I wonder how that conversation came about... Lets stuff cell phones up our and some chips, AND a charger!!! WTF! EWWWWWW!!!!!!! How did the police get it out???? It had to hurt to all that. EWWWW!!!
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they got phones in downtown and other jails and prisons......my boy calls all the time
Your sons in jail?
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Old 09-08-2006, 09:06 AM   #8
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Wouldn't that void the phone's warranty?
BAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!:notworthy
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I wonder how that conversation came about... Lets stuff cell phones up our and some chips, AND a charger!!!
Yeah really. I would've been like "Hey I got an idea. I know how to smuggle phones into the jail. This is what YOU have to do ....."
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BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! And can you imagine your "gang" friend telling you to bend over and take it up the ??!?!?!?! EWWW!!
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no i meant my buddy, homeboy........... LMAO :icon_bigg , my sons in 1st grade
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Yeah really. I would've been like "Hey I got an idea. I know how to smuggle phones into the jail. This is what YOU have to do ....."

yeah its pay the guards, they dont make enough anyway, guards just look the other way
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I bet they won't smuggle this bad boy in ....
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i remember back in the 80s when only the pros could smuggle cell phones up their , but now with these tiny cell phones they are making it's anyone's game. has anyone seen the story where some woman snuck a rotary phone into jail back in the 70s?
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Old 09-08-2006, 09:40 AM   #17
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i remember back in the 80s when only the pros could smuggle cell phones up their , but now with these tiny cell phones they are making it's anyone's game. has anyone seen the story where some woman snuck a rotary phone into jail back in the 70s?
Psshhhhh ... that's nothing.

Back in the 1800's some of them were smuggling in telegraphs. Wire's, telephone pole, and all.
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This stuff has only been going on for years.........:eh:
I knew a guy who could put a whole grapefruit up his ...........
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This stuff has only been going on for years.........:eh:
I knew a guy who could put a whole grapefruit up his ...........
OK... and this is where I quit reading this thread.
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