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Old 09-01-2006, 02:16 PM   #1
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robin williams has the perfect plan...

You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts!
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan
What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up
And repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...
(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
But I have not heard of a plan for
Peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs,
Past & present.
You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein,
And the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines.
They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders.
No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave
We'll give them a free trip home.
After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,
Regardless of whom or where they are.
They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in.
If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here.
Asylum would never be available to anyone.
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effor t
To become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while .

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil.
If they don't like it, we'll go someplace else.
They can go somewhere else to sell their production.
(About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of us know that what we give them is stolen or given to the army.
The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and f air weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

11) The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...

Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

The Statue of Liberty is no longer
Saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
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Old 09-01-2006, 02:17 PM   #2
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Sounds good but......

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
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and with all that said. repost
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Old 09-01-2006, 02:27 PM   #6
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and with all that said. repost
sry, never saw it....i still like it
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Old 09-01-2006, 04:25 PM   #7
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i love Robin Williams! That hairy is hilarious
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Old 09-01-2006, 05:33 PM   #9
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Old 09-02-2006, 09:51 PM   #10
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huh... when did robin williams become a facist?
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Old 09-03-2006, 03:32 AM   #11
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huh... when did robin williams become a facist?
is that you in that pic????
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Old 09-03-2006, 09:54 AM   #12
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and with all that said. repost

Paniro... Everything is a repost.... You could of given these guys a chance to post something, but SOMEONE beat them to it... Baahahahahahaa...


Just kidding.
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Old 09-03-2006, 12:17 PM   #14
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you guys did understand by the link that robin williams did NOT say or write that, right?
only the last quote.
that plan is fatally flawed.
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Old 09-03-2006, 12:24 PM   #15
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you guys did understand by the link that robin williams did NOT say or write that, right?
only the last quote.
that plan is fatally flawed.
i know, but its all still true
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robin williams is smarter than i thought...lol...great plan
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Old 09-03-2006, 12:33 PM   #17
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robin williams is smarter than i thought...lol...great plan

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Old 09-03-2006, 12:47 PM   #18
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i know, but its all still true
i know...but still it's an awsome plan!!!
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I think that plan is retarded and offensive.
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