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Old 09-01-2006, 07:26 AM   #1
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A big Texan stopped at a restaurant in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor, ju haf excellent taste! Dis iz called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from de bull fight dis morning - a real delicacy!" The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order". The waiter replied, "I am zo zorry, senor. Dere iz only one serving per day because dere iz only one bull fight each morning. Eef ju come early tomorrow and place jour order, we will be sure to save ju dis delicacy". The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday". The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor, sometimes de bull wins".
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