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Old 08-31-2006, 11:11 PM   #1
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Old 08-31-2006, 11:19 PM   #2
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Old 09-01-2006, 12:00 AM   #3
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!!!!! Ur not here to make any friends of the hot female persuassion are ya???? Ever wonder why ya don't get laid ???? :BangHead:
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Old 09-01-2006, 12:06 AM   #4
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hey now he is servin our country!! but he is a cool guy. we aren't as lucky as you to meet amazing hot woman from other countries:(
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Old 09-01-2006, 12:10 AM   #5
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Old 09-01-2006, 12:31 AM   #6
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hahaha that is so funny...I needed a laugh thanks!!!
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Old 09-01-2006, 01:01 AM   #7
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Old 09-01-2006, 01:38 AM   #8
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Hahaha... Something to come home and make me laugh!! Thanks guy... [:
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Old 09-01-2006, 08:16 AM   #9
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!!!!! Ur not here to make any friends of the hot female persuassion are ya???? Ever wonder why ya don't get laid ???? :BangHead:
pleaz kid. I dont play games. I am married w/ kids and happy. I see the ladies here have more maturity than you. And they know a good joke when they read it.
Unless of couse your joking which will excuse your ignorant remark.
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Old 09-01-2006, 08:41 AM   #10
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LMAO! That's good. I like that. :laughing6
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Old 09-01-2006, 06:03 PM   #11
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Yep excuse me for my sense of humor and your rude remark....I'm far from a kid thanks. And thanks S_M_J82 what ya doin tonight (friday) plan on going out??
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