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Old 03-12-2011, 12:16 PM   #81
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Old 03-17-2011, 05:31 PM   #82
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There is this cute girl in my Sociology class [its an elective] she is very cute and I been talking to her. She is down to earth. She and I have hung out few times but with other friends. Last night me and her went out on a date, we went to Applebees. I had chicken Parmesan and she had lime chicken. You see the problem with the meal is that I am lactose intolerant, and every time I eat milk products I have to fart a lot. The plan was we were going to go for a walk to see the NYC skyline so I did not care.


After the meal I had bad gas, was farting every minute and they were bad, I think she noticed too. After a while I stopped and we went to her studio, we started to flirt, some foreplay and got to the point where I started ****ing her. I was a champ hitting it hard, then we went into doggy style I was making her scream, moan and everything was great.


5 minutes into doggy style I had to let one rip, so I tried a silent fart but it tore me a new *******, was lauder then a straight pipe exhaust on a Corvette ZR1. It smelled bad, and it was a wet one. She turned around was all red with bert stare and said WTF and I was shocked, silent, embarrassed and then I felt some liquid go down my leg, I turned and looked and it was dark **** water, then looked her bed and seen 2 small pieces of my dinner.
After she seen it I was kicked out and she told me, she was going to tell the whole school about it. She posted it on facebook and when I asked her to remove it, she blocked me.
Misc this feels so bad, I do not know how I will be able to go to class on Tuesday.

Cliffs-
-had a date with a girl from class
-went to applebees, ate chicken parmesan even though I am lactose intolerant
-dairy products make me fart
-after I stopped farting we went to her studio
-we flirted, fore played and got it on
-I was a champ, hitting it hard, tearing her up, making her scream
-started doggy style and was screaming how hard I was pounding it
-I had to fart
-tried a silent one but it ripped me a new *******, was lauder then a straight pipe exhaust on a Corvette ZR1
-she bert started at me, it smelled bad
- I was embarrassed and **** water was running down my leg
-noticed 2 pieces of on the bed
-she flipped
-got kicked out, she posted it on facebook and she blocked me and said was going to tell the whole school what happened.
-**** my life

I am dead srs that this happened.
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Old 03-17-2011, 05:35 PM   #83
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There is this cute girl in my Sociology class [its an elective] she is very cute and I been talking to her. She is down to earth. She and I have hung out few times but with other friends. Last night me and her went out on a date, we went to Applebees. I had chicken Parmesan and she had lime chicken. You see the problem with the meal is that I am lactose intolerant, and every time I eat milk products I have to fart a lot. The plan was we were going to go for a walk to see the NYC skyline so I did not care.


After the meal I had bad gas, was farting every minute and they were bad, I think she noticed too. After a while I stopped and we went to her studio, we started to flirt, some foreplay and got to the point where I started ****ing her. I was a champ hitting it hard, then we went into doggy style I was making her scream, moan and everything was great.


5 minutes into doggy style I had to let one rip, so I tried a silent fart but it tore me a new *******, was lauder then a straight pipe exhaust on a Corvette ZR1. It smelled bad, and it was a wet one. She turned around was all red with bert stare and said WTF and I was shocked, silent, embarrassed and then I felt some liquid go down my leg, I turned and looked and it was dark **** water, then looked her bed and seen 2 small pieces of my dinner.
After she seen it I was kicked out and she told me, she was going to tell the whole school about it. She posted it on facebook and when I asked her to remove it, she blocked me.
Misc this feels so bad, I do not know how I will be able to go to class on Tuesday.

Cliffs-
-had a date with a girl from class
-went to applebees, ate chicken parmesan even though I am lactose intolerant
-dairy products make me fart
-after I stopped farting we went to her studio
-we flirted, fore played and got it on
-I was a champ, hitting it hard, tearing her up, making her scream
-started doggy style and was screaming how hard I was pounding it
-I had to fart
-tried a silent one but it ripped me a new *******, was lauder then a straight pipe exhaust on a Corvette ZR1
-she bert started at me, it smelled bad
- I was embarrassed and **** water was running down my leg
-noticed 2 pieces of on the bed
-she flipped
-got kicked out, she posted it on facebook and she blocked me and said was going to tell the whole school what happened.
-**** my life

I am dead srs that this happened.
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Old 03-17-2011, 05:41 PM   #85
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There is this cute girl in my Sociology class [its an elective] she is very cute and I been talking to her. She is down to earth. She and I have hung out few times but with other friends. Last night me and her went out on a date, we went to Applebees. I had chicken Parmesan and she had lime chicken. You see the problem with the meal is that I am lactose intolerant, and every time I eat milk products I have to fart a lot. The plan was we were going to go for a walk to see the NYC skyline so I did not care.


After the meal I had bad gas, was farting every minute and they were bad, I think she noticed too. After a while I stopped and we went to her studio, we started to flirt, some foreplay and got to the point where I started ****ing her. I was a champ hitting it hard, then we went into doggy style I was making her scream, moan and everything was great.


5 minutes into doggy style I had to let one rip, so I tried a silent fart but it tore me a new *******, was lauder then a straight pipe exhaust on a Corvette ZR1. It smelled bad, and it was a wet one. She turned around was all red with bert stare and said WTF and I was shocked, silent, embarrassed and then I felt some liquid go down my leg, I turned and looked and it was dark **** water, then looked her bed and seen 2 small pieces of my dinner.
After she seen it I was kicked out and she told me, she was going to tell the whole school about it. She posted it on facebook and when I asked her to remove it, she blocked me.
Misc this feels so bad, I do not know how I will be able to go to class on Tuesday.

Cliffs-
-had a date with a girl from class
-went to applebees, ate chicken parmesan even though I am lactose intolerant
-dairy products make me fart
-after I stopped farting we went to her studio
-we flirted, fore played and got it on
-I was a champ, hitting it hard, tearing her up, making her scream
-started doggy style and was screaming how hard I was pounding it
-I had to fart
-tried a silent one but it ripped me a new *******, was lauder then a straight pipe exhaust on a Corvette ZR1
-she bert started at me, it smelled bad
- I was embarrassed and **** water was running down my leg
-noticed 2 pieces of on the bed
-she flipped
-got kicked out, she posted it on facebook and she blocked me and said was going to tell the whole school what happened.
-**** my life

I am dead srs that this happened.
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Old 03-17-2011, 07:59 PM   #86
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There is this cute girl in my Sociology class [its an elective] she is very cute and I been talking to her. She is down to earth. She and I have hung out few times but with other friends. Last night me and her went out on a date, we went to Applebees. I had chicken Parmesan and she had lime chicken. You see the problem with the meal is that I am lactose intolerant, and every time I eat milk products I have to fart a lot. The plan was we were going to go for a walk to see the NYC skyline so I did not care.


After the meal I had bad gas, was farting every minute and they were bad, I think she noticed too. After a while I stopped and we went to her studio, we started to flirt, some foreplay and got to the point where I started ****ing her. I was a champ hitting it hard, then we went into doggy style I was making her scream, moan and everything was great.


5 minutes into doggy style I had to let one rip, so I tried a silent fart but it tore me a new *******, was lauder then a straight pipe exhaust on a Corvette ZR1. It smelled bad, and it was a wet one. She turned around was all red with bert stare and said WTF and I was shocked, silent, embarrassed and then I felt some liquid go down my leg, I turned and looked and it was dark **** water, then looked her bed and seen 2 small pieces of my dinner.
After she seen it I was kicked out and she told me, she was going to tell the whole school about it. She posted it on facebook and when I asked her to remove it, she blocked me.
Misc this feels so bad, I do not know how I will be able to go to class on Tuesday.

Cliffs-
-had a date with a girl from class
-went to applebees, ate chicken parmesan even though I am lactose intolerant
-dairy products make me fart
-after I stopped farting we went to her studio
-we flirted, fore played and got it on
-I was a champ, hitting it hard, tearing her up, making her scream
-started doggy style and was screaming how hard I was pounding it
-I had to fart
-tried a silent one but it ripped me a new *******, was lauder then a straight pipe exhaust on a Corvette ZR1
-she bert started at me, it smelled bad
- I was embarrassed and **** water was running down my leg
-noticed 2 pieces of on the bed
-she flipped
-got kicked out, she posted it on facebook and she blocked me and said was going to tell the whole school what happened.
-**** my life

I am dead srs that this happened.
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