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Old 08-31-2006, 03:58 PM   #1
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Bubba and Dwayne are out in the woods hunting when Bubba grabs his
chest and
falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are
rolled
back in his head.


Dwayne whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the
operator, "I
think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"


The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and
follow
my instructions. ..........First, let's make sure he's dead."


There is a silence... and then a shot rings out.


Dwayne comes back on the line, "Okay, now what ???
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Old 08-31-2006, 10:18 PM   #2
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