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Old 08-31-2006, 03:56 PM   #1
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Talking SMART MEXICANS?????

Smart Mexicans!

An old man lived alone in
New Mexico. He wanted to spade his chili garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Francisco, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Oye Francisco,

I feeling pretty bat cuz I do not think I will be able to plant my
chili gardenz this year. I just getting too viejo to dig a garden, but if you waz here, all mi problemas wood be over. I know you wood dig the plot for me.

Siempre, tu poppy.


A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pappy,

Por favor, no, don't dig up the garden, that's where I buried the BODIES!

Love, Francisco.

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4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Poppy,

Go ahead and plant the chilis now. Its the best I could do.

Love, Francisco.

Who said Mexicans were dumb?

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Old 08-31-2006, 03:59 PM   #3
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so is the guy not in prison? i don't get the story. :eh:
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so is the guy not in prison? i don't get the story. :eh:
:eh: ..........
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so is the guy not in prison? i don't get the story. :eh:
Read it again - maybe even two more times. LOL
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New mexico is full of navaho indians not mexicans(it does have a few though)
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so is the guy not in prison? i don't get the story. :eh:
The son is in prison and could not help his father dig the garden because the old man is too old to work. By writing a letter (the prison screens/check all incoming and outgoing letters) saying about the body is being buried in the yard makes the FBI comes looking for the bodies. The FBI did the digging for the son and now that the old man can plants his garden. Got it?
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New mexico is full of navaho indians not mexicans(it does have a few though)

actually Az has more of a navaho native american reservation....
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