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Old 08-28-2006, 02:45 PM   #1
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You know you are....

ok my friend who is hispanic posted this on her myspace bulletin and I thought it was funny...:icon_bigg

YOU KNOW YOUR A MEXICAN IF...

You have ever been hit by a chancla.
You can play any sport wearing your chanclas.
You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy."
Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking,
You use your lips to point something out.
You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis".
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment.
You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music
You call your sneakers "tenees".
You have at least thirty cousins.
You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food.
You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben mas!"
Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving.
There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party.
There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus.
You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it.
You have a drunk uncle/aunt.
You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio!
You have ever had to tell your kid /or been told not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll/you'll catch a cold.
You go to a wedding or Quinceaera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go.
You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse.
Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies.
You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house.
You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious.
You need to point out how much something you just bought cost.
You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now.
You're laughing because some of these things have actually happened to YOUR !
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Old 08-28-2006, 03:03 PM   #2
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Old 08-28-2006, 08:37 PM   #4
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Old 08-28-2006, 08:47 PM   #5
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you know a car is owned by a mexican if you see all the "upgrades" are from vatozone
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Old 08-28-2006, 09:07 PM   #6
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like you never buy stuff from vatozone Charles, you cheap bastid!!:laughing6
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Old 08-28-2006, 09:41 PM   #8
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, im not even mexican and a bunch of that applys 2 me :p

even the bottle tapatio in my purse! hahaha :laughing6
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shut up Nichole.
proud of you for spelling it right...thanks!!!
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Old 08-28-2006, 09:49 PM   #14
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, im not even mexican and a bunch of that applys 2 me :p

even the bottle tapatio in my purse! hahaha :laughing6
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haha, your just mad you dont know how to come out of the closet
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it is just me or you two are talking about being gay?? lol
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Old 08-28-2006, 09:53 PM   #18
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haha, your just mad you dont know how to come out of the closet
strictly dickly here, no need to come out of any closet unless I am getting some clothes
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so you lied to me ???
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