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Old 08-25-2006, 01:44 AM   #1
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salt with anything, apples.. watermellon...womanmellon, it's all good
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I like salt on watermelon
sugar on apples and strawberries, well any berries at that
and I love my grapes especially green ones frozen...yummy fruit!!!
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haha sounds nasty... lol the apples and salt thing

Try it, the salt molecules interact with the juicy molecules and form a chemical bond which causes your tongue to on contact... have a napkin handy.
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I like salt on watermelon
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and I love my grapes especially green ones frozen...yummy fruit!!!

My friend likes to eat frozen banana's all the time, he asked me if I wanted one and I was all like "nah" but then I got to thinking, I wanted a regular banana later, so I was like "Yeaaaaah"
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did someone say ?lol
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My friend likes to eat frozen banana's all the time, he asked me if I wanted one and I was all like "nah" but then I got to thinking, I wanted a regular banana later, so I was like "Yeaaaaah"
I have had a frozen banana that had been dipped in chocolate...mmmm
chocolate strawberries...YUMMY!!!
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I have had a frozen banana that had been dipped in chocolate...mmmm


Is it true... you never go back?
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Is it true... you never go back?
nah... it I can't think of anything smart to say... I must be really tired...
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frozen banana? wtf where do you guys think of this ..

Mitch hedburg, dude, as high as you are, you'd krap your pants if you listened to him right now.

He gets high and does stand up... starts trailing off in the middle of a joke an .. hahahah

Unfortunatly he's dead.
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I want to be a race car passenger--just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say, man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why we gotta keep going in circles? Can I stick my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide."

I saw a guy jugglin chainsaws, it was cool but.. unless somethin needs to be sawed down then its just annoying.. Its like "Come on Rick can we use.. one?" Track number 5 will not be Chainsaw juggling..Haha.. it'll...it'll be this one..

Xylophone is spelled with an X. Thats wrong. Xylophone ZZZ X, I don't ****ing see it. Next time you spell Xylophone, use a Z and if someone says "Hey thats wrong!" say "......no it ain't." If you think that that's wrong then you need to get your head Z-Rayed. It's like X didn't have enough to do so they had to promise it more. "Okay, you won't start a lot of words, but you will have a co-starring role in Tic-Tac-Toe. And you will be equated with hugs and kisses. And you will mark the spot. And you will make writing 'Christmas' easier. And you will incidentally start 'xylophone.' Are you happy ya ****ing X?"

I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why; that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed. Imagine
trying to fly a chair. You'd have to run like a mother****er.

I tried to throw away a yo-yo. It was ****ing impossible.

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out-of-order" sign. Just "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

I rent a lot of cars, 'cause I go on the road, and when I drive a rental car, I don't know what's going on with them, right. So a lot of times I'll drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake, it's an emergency 'make the car smell funny' lever.

I don't know about cars, man. If my car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say E, I'm ****ed. But if the gas tank says E I get all cocky. "I got this one dont worry bout it" lemme grab the toolbox, AKA wallet. I'd be a auto mechanic. If someone brought their car in to me and said "My car wont start!" "....Well maybe there's a killer after you!"

I'd like to take a toothpick and throw it into a forest and say, 'You're home.'
I can whistle with my fingers too... especially if I have a whistle.
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