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Old 08-25-2006, 01:31 AM   #1
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ok so i get up to go get a drink.. im standing in front of the fridge with the door open... thinking to myself what do i want to drink? and i see the apple juice peering at me from behind the probably spoiled milk.. i grab the apple juice and a clean glass... i try to open it and i thought for a second that i was a girl.. but it turns out that chuck norris must have snuck in and tightened the lid on the apple juice so i couldnt enjoy it..... that .. with the help of some power tools i am now enjoying a tall glass of apple juice..... and looking out my window to make sure he doesnt do it to the orange juice.... :laughing6
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id show you gay but if i post the pic ill get banned... LMAO...
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i drew a picture of him while i was at chic fila today..anyone wanna see it?

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good thing that Bruce Lee didn't return from the grave and mess with it. The jar woulda looked like one solid piece with no lid as it woulda been so tight and chuck norris woulda been laying on the kitchen floor knocked the fluck out and having soiled himself while begging Bruce to let him live.
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