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Old 08-27-2014, 10:02 AM   #3661
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Let me get this right ,

You have a burning sensation while urinating .

" No doc , when I , fire shoots out my , I and burned the bathroom down "






I know the feeling dude , 4 different times in my life having Kidney Stones .

10 on the pain scale .
I have passed very, very small "stones" (I don't think you can call them this when they are as small as they were) and the pain was absolutely ridiculous. I cannot imagine what it's like to have average kidney stones. The pain was disorienting because not only does it hurt, it is the strangest, most awkward pain...
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Old 08-27-2014, 10:28 AM   #3662
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This thread is about gear or no gear and how many pix we can post of people with no gear. I should prolly be in here riding on my way to Wal-China.
I was just humorously trying to make a comparison to "the worst pain imaginable".

I don't wanna hear about what came out of everyones weiner...... HA HA HA
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Old 09-03-2014, 10:19 AM   #3663
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I had a camera sent up my dickhole and the pain was pretty bad.

I like the direction this thread is going and who is next?
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Old 09-03-2014, 11:32 AM   #3665
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I had a camera sent up my dickhole and the pain was pretty bad.

I like the direction this thread is going and who is next?
I woke up in a hospital bed in Germany with my 1SG and CO standing over me. Was really groggy and had no idea what happened, asked them if I got hit by a truck or something.

They start telling me what happened (fight that started 1v1 and ended w/ me getting jumped by his friends ) as I swing my legs over the bed and hop out to stretch, didn't realize I had a a catheter in my . When it ripped out I just collapsed onto the floor in a fetal position trying to scream but no sound came out lol.

As I'm laying on the floor I can see the catheter hanging off the side of the bed and it just blew my mind how long the thing was and I just kept doing the silent scream thing and staring at it in horror while rocking back and forth and holding my junk in my hands.

1SG & CO laughed their off.
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Worst pain ever, Notification Duty while serving as an Assistant Chaplain for the SOC. More than few occasions I met with wives and very young kids who had no idea what Dad did for a living. Worst feeling in the world to tell a kid their Dad is gone and not be able to tell them how or why knowing it could have been prevented.
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Worst pain ever, Notification Duty while serving as an Assistant Chaplain for the SOC. More than few occasions I met with wives and very young kids who had no idea what Dad did for a living. Worst feeling in the world to tell a kid their Dad is gone and not be able to tell them how or why knowing it could have been prevented.


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You are good at spotting them. Do you have daddy issues?
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Wish I could have gotten a shot but yesterday saw a guy on a touring bike with flip flops and shorts.., and that's it.
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And a heavy bike, at that. It's got some fast to it though.
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That is a nice bike, wow.
I was wondering when someone was going to comment on that. Actually, the bike was the first thing to catch my eye.. then I saw the dude was squiddin' on it.. double win for the wall of shame!!!!
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