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Old 08-22-2006, 11:12 AM   #1
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joke: cheese wheel

The Cheese Wheel

A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where
the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work. His
family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a
big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray:

"Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family..."
Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the black man coming over the top
of the hill, who is struggling with a broken grocery sack and who loses
a wheel of cheese.

When the Mexican man opens his eyes, the large wheel of Cheddar cheese
from the black man's grocery bag rolls down the hill and lands at the
Mexican's feet!!

"Oh, thank you, Jesus, thank you", he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs
straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and
instructs her to make nachos.

"But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other
things?" she inquires. "No, the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with

a I ran home, I kept hearing a voice yelling over and over................

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Old 08-22-2006, 11:35 AM   #2
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Old 08-22-2006, 11:57 AM   #3
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