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|08-21-2006, 04:50 PM||#1|
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Arlington, TX
A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she
wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three
roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to
tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery
and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"Oh, that rose is from an anonymous man upstairs in the burn unit,
He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
|08-21-2006, 05:08 PM||#2|
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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